For the Ceremony
I, (name) choose you, (name) to be my life partner. In front of our friends and family here today I promise to cherish, respect and love you through good and tough times. I promise to try to remember replace the toilet roll when it is finished and I to put down the toilet seat. I will remember this day with lots of love and I promise to always look after you. I will love you till eternity.
I, (name) choose you, (name) as my partner in life and with our friends and family with us here today I promise to love and cherish you through whatever we may face on our path through life. I promise to learn how to refill the windshield washer fluid when it runs out and to change a tire. I will always be here to comfort you when your team loses and drink beer with you when they win. I will remember this day with tender love always just like I will always love you.